11)

“Excuse me, sorry… excuse me.”
“Yes?”
“Are you… that guy?”
“What?”
“I mean, you look like this one actor that I’m thinking of…”
“No, I’m not him.”
“Really? Cause you really look like him.”
“Well, who are you thinking of?”
“I don’t know. I’m trying to come up with it.”
“Well, what kind of movies has he been in?”
“Hold on… hold on…”
“…”
“…”
“…”
“Can't think of any of his movies either.”
“Then how the hell do you recognize me?”
“I don’t know. You just really look like him.”
“OK. Well—“
“Sound like him, too. Seriously, are you just pulling my chain right now? Are you actually the guy I'm thinking of?”
“No. No I'm not.”
“...say something that he would say. Just to be sure.”
“The guy whose name you don’t know, whose work you’re not even familiar with?”
“Just want to see if it rings a bell.”
“God… umm… “by the power of Great Thor’s hammer"... is that alright?”
“…”
“…”
“That’s not something he would say.”
“I know.”