"You know what I'm going to do?"
"What?"
"I'm going to completely start over."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah. As in, I'm going to change everything. I'm gonna quit my job, sell off everything I have, and move to Montana or Idaho or some other place no one lives. I'm gonna shave my head... or grow a beard, or something like that. Gonna be a completely different person, gonna do things that actually matter to people--and I'm gonna not be a complete failure."
"Sounds pretty dramatic."
"It's going to be extremely great for me, I think."
"Yeah, but you're probably not going to do it."
"...goddamnit."
"Sorry. Just telling it like it is."
"I know. I just hate you, that's all."
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